I’m at that awkward age where half my friends are engaged or having babies, and the other half are too drunk to find their phones.
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DO HE GOT THE BOOTY
From the reactions to the people in the background it looks like he has something else.
Horse: Oh god man
Granny: Take me now
Lady: I mustn’t look
Baby: I want to be like you when I grow up
Mother: Don’t look children
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