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Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??
She is so satisfied with that joke.
(Source: acidocasualidad, via superwhogleekid)
cats are liquid
think of all the spare change he’s gonna find
(Source: misterjakes, via whatstartedasawhisper)
*takes off shirt in front of girl* you like this? i got this pink line from sitting down for a long time. sometimes i get two lines.
im still counting on one last wave of puberty to come really late and make me hot
(Source: alrightevans, via y0ulikethat)